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Wednesday, July 31, 2013

Saturday, September 1, 2012

TROLL Quotes

Here's some TROLL Quotations that'll open up your minds!

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"Either my sarcasm is amazingly believable, or your amazingly stupid."

"I'd call you a dick, but you can't be what you don't have."

"You're a great friend, but if the zombies chase us, I'm tripping you."

"Abracadabra! Nope. You're still a bitch."

"Did you hear Mcdonald fought Burger King in front of Popeye over that bitch Wendy? The funeral is at KFC. You going? I'm taking the subway."

"Do you ever get the urge to tell someone to shut up even they're not talking?"

"Slut jokes are just whoreable."

"Life always offers you a second chance. It's called tomorrow."

"Hey mom?" "WHAT?" "Nevermind you're not in a good mood."

*Ignores phone call* -Texts friend- "You called?"

"The walk of shame when you have to put something back in a store after your mom says no."

What did Barack Obama say to Michelle when he proposed? "I don't wanna be Obama self."

*iPhone falls to the floor* The screen breaks. *Android falls to the floor* The floor breaks.

"Yes I did study! But then I forgot everything when I saw the paper."

"Nice one captain obvious. You're welcome sergeant sarcasm. Indeed comrade comeback. Thank you senior smartass. Anytime dictator dickhead."

"To steal ideas from 1 person is plagiarism, but to steal from many is research."

"100% of the people reading this are alive."

"You're not sorry you did it. You're sorry I found out."

"Black and Mexican jokes are all the same. Once you've heard Juan you've heard Jamal."

"For a very short period of time, you were the youngest person in the world!"

"At night, I can't sleep. In the morning, I can't wake up."

"When people come over and your mom suddenly becomes the nicest woman in the world."

"Is ugh an emotion? Because I feel it all the time."

Person: "Are you flying a kite?" Me: "Nope! I'm fishing for birds!"

I sent a text saying, "Hey, I lost my phone, will you call it?" 10 people called me. I need smarter friends.

"I hate being bipolar, it's fantastic!"

"Dear mom and dad, when I lie to you, it's for your own good."

"I wish I had a dollar for every dollar I don’t have."

"Dear guys, axe is not an appropriate substitute for a shower, just saying."

"What's Lil Wayne? 5% Black. 95% Tattoos."

When someone says I love you and you don't feel the same way. Just say, "I love YouTube" super fast.

"I don't need to write that down, I'll remember it." = My biggest lie.

"Monsters don't sleep under your bed, they sleep inside your head."

Mom: "Hey why are you all dressed up? Where are you going? Daughter: "To the bathroom, I need a new Facebook profile picture."

"If I actually spoke my mind, I'd be in deep shit."

In scary movies, the person yells out, "Hello?" As if the bad guy is going to be like, "Yeah, I'm in the kitchen! Want a sandwich?"

"Old enough to know better, but too young to give a fuck."

"Ever realize there are so many types of ass? SmartASS, dumbASS, crazyASS, stupidASS, lazyASS. Who knew ass had personalities!"

"Disney teaches us to not to talk to strangers unless they're hot."

"When you hear people speak in another language? 6% I wish I could speak that. 94% Those bitches better not be talking about me."

"I'm the type of person who laughs at my own texts before I send them because I'm so damn funny."

"Bitch please, my gum lasts longer than your relationships."

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(Source : https://twitter.com/FunnyJokeBook)

Wednesday, August 29, 2012

How To TROLL On Facebook

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Monday, August 20, 2012

TROLL FACE Games

Saaawwweet, MOTHER OF GOD!

People grows smarter nowadays!

Some people made a new great games of TROLLS, It amazed me how cool and awesome TROLL Face is... ~~FUCK YEA--~~

Well, everybody got no problem with that right? So I guess It's just okay to play tones of that TROLL games ;)

Here's what I've got from the internet today, and I'm gonna share it all right to you my beautiful readers!

TrollFace : The Game

26.000 people trolled so far. Can you defeat him?

U can play it here!

TrollFace Launch

The goal is to upgrade Trollface with body, legs, hands, accelerators etc (19 upgrade items).

After buying all upgrades - you can reach the powerfull $1000000 upgrade.

Collect the complete alphabet to get wiser!

Trollface image is used with personal permission of Whynne (creator of Trollface).

U can play it here!

Trollface Quest

Trollface Quest is a ridiculous quest game. Solve 20 puzzles and don't get caught by Troll.

U can play it here!

Troll Face Sniper Game

Go shoot dat crazy trolling trolls!

U can play it here!

Want more fun?

Visit this site!

Sunday, August 12, 2012

100 TROLL Faces

INTRODUCTION

Trollface is a black and white drawing of a face that is meant to show expressions and emotions after they had said or done something completely and utterly stupid.

In other words, faggotry is the result of an uneducated opinion being surpressed by people with actual brains, and thus, the idiot decides to troll, rather than the troll making, and I quote: "Intentional logical fallacies."
Invented by Ernest P. Worell in the movie "Ernest Scared Stupid".

P.S : It can be also said that this is a form of non-verbal communication

Got this from this site.

Say, how about a countdown?
In 3... 2... 1... (*Le drum rolls)

1. Sinister Happy Troll