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Monday, September 3, 2012

Cartoon Characters In Real Life

Do you ever wonder if, some
cartoon characters become real,
I mean, in REAL LIFE?!

WTF. NO?

Well then you'll have to look at this shit
and go make up your mind peeps! :D

Beavis and Butt-head

Jasmine : Disney Princess

Buzz Lightyear : Toy Story

Bart : The Simpson

Jesicca Rabit : Disney

Mulan : Disney Princess

SB Squarepants

Betty Boop

Pochahontas : Disney Princess

Bert : Sesame Street

(Source : http://www.chacha.com/gallery/2601/if-cartoons-came-to-life)

Saturday, September 1, 2012

TROLL Quotes

Here's some TROLL Quotations that'll open up your minds!

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"Either my sarcasm is amazingly believable, or your amazingly stupid."

"I'd call you a dick, but you can't be what you don't have."

"You're a great friend, but if the zombies chase us, I'm tripping you."

"Abracadabra! Nope. You're still a bitch."

"Did you hear Mcdonald fought Burger King in front of Popeye over that bitch Wendy? The funeral is at KFC. You going? I'm taking the subway."

"Do you ever get the urge to tell someone to shut up even they're not talking?"

"Slut jokes are just whoreable."

"Life always offers you a second chance. It's called tomorrow."

"Hey mom?" "WHAT?" "Nevermind you're not in a good mood."

*Ignores phone call* -Texts friend- "You called?"

"The walk of shame when you have to put something back in a store after your mom says no."

What did Barack Obama say to Michelle when he proposed? "I don't wanna be Obama self."

*iPhone falls to the floor* The screen breaks. *Android falls to the floor* The floor breaks.

"Yes I did study! But then I forgot everything when I saw the paper."

"Nice one captain obvious. You're welcome sergeant sarcasm. Indeed comrade comeback. Thank you senior smartass. Anytime dictator dickhead."

"To steal ideas from 1 person is plagiarism, but to steal from many is research."

"100% of the people reading this are alive."

"You're not sorry you did it. You're sorry I found out."

"Black and Mexican jokes are all the same. Once you've heard Juan you've heard Jamal."

"For a very short period of time, you were the youngest person in the world!"

"At night, I can't sleep. In the morning, I can't wake up."

"When people come over and your mom suddenly becomes the nicest woman in the world."

"Is ugh an emotion? Because I feel it all the time."

Person: "Are you flying a kite?" Me: "Nope! I'm fishing for birds!"

I sent a text saying, "Hey, I lost my phone, will you call it?" 10 people called me. I need smarter friends.

"I hate being bipolar, it's fantastic!"

"Dear mom and dad, when I lie to you, it's for your own good."

"I wish I had a dollar for every dollar I don’t have."

"Dear guys, axe is not an appropriate substitute for a shower, just saying."

"What's Lil Wayne? 5% Black. 95% Tattoos."

When someone says I love you and you don't feel the same way. Just say, "I love YouTube" super fast.

"I don't need to write that down, I'll remember it." = My biggest lie.

"Monsters don't sleep under your bed, they sleep inside your head."

Mom: "Hey why are you all dressed up? Where are you going? Daughter: "To the bathroom, I need a new Facebook profile picture."

"If I actually spoke my mind, I'd be in deep shit."

In scary movies, the person yells out, "Hello?" As if the bad guy is going to be like, "Yeah, I'm in the kitchen! Want a sandwich?"

"Old enough to know better, but too young to give a fuck."

"Ever realize there are so many types of ass? SmartASS, dumbASS, crazyASS, stupidASS, lazyASS. Who knew ass had personalities!"

"Disney teaches us to not to talk to strangers unless they're hot."

"When you hear people speak in another language? 6% I wish I could speak that. 94% Those bitches better not be talking about me."

"I'm the type of person who laughs at my own texts before I send them because I'm so damn funny."

"Bitch please, my gum lasts longer than your relationships."

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(Source : https://twitter.com/FunnyJokeBook)